Manly RPG

I have been known to make the best RPGs, but I often make them too big and too hard for me to handle.

For example, I'm the creator of:
-RPG Life
-Risk Type Forum Game
-Immediate Death RPG

Next is: MANLY RPG!!!

You have these manly stats:

Intellect:
Swordsmanship:
Honor:
Zest:
Crocheting:
Robbery:
3 Dimensionality:
Carbon Footprint:
Dislike of the Show "Friends":
Need to Die:
Taste in Music:

You get 37 points to distribute among those skills. You will then be placed in a testing facility and... TESTED!!

If you win (or come out HIV positive) there will be cake! Have fun, and sign up whenever!

Players:

Ilikekitties (Testchamber 3)
Intellect: 8
Swordsmanship:8
Honor: 6
Zest: 5
Crocheting: 0
Robbery: 7
3 Dimensionality: 3
Carbon Footprint: 2
Dislike of the Show "Friends": 0
Need to Die: 0
Taste in Music: 2

Teschambers:
One- Door
Two- Guard
Three- Car

Intellect:7
Swordsmanship:8
Honor: 5
Zest: 5
Crocheting:0
Robbery: 5
3 Dimensionality: 3
Carbon Footprint: 2
Dislike of the Show "Friends":0
Need to Die:0
Taste in Music: 2

If the cake is a lie, I will fucking kill you!

First test: you are in a room.. With a door. That is locked. Get out.

Do I have anything?

Hell, since it's your highest skill, you have a sword.

:3. I swing the sword down against the door handle.

The door breaks, bringing you to the next test chamber. You may now upgrade any skill by 2 points. No splitsies.

I go with robbery. What is in the new room?

Since the game is still supposed to be easy, I'm putting an armed guard in this room. Easy?

Yes, easy. Armed with what?

Pistol and Knightstick. They get better later on, don't you worry.

And from now on, I'm choosing the Testchambers ahead of time. It will be impossible for them to be biased that way.

M'kay. So I sneak up behind him and try to slash his throat.

Please reconsider. He is standing directly against the wall, impossible to sneak up on. Guard technique, of course.

Of course. Well then,I hide my sword behind my back, and go up to him and ask "Can you help me? I am lost." Then when he starts to talk, I stab him in the face.

He says that you are not lost, you are in exactly the right place. You kill him, alright, and something strange happens. I counter starts. 60... 59... 58...

Choose 2 skills, then chamber 3 will be identified.

Intellect and honor.

Also, I take his pistol and whatever clothes he was wearing.

ilikekitties wrote:Intellect and honor.

Also, I take his pistol and whatever clothes he was wearing.

Items are not an issue. All test subjects are provided the necessary items in each room, plus one sword.

Please wait while I update stats.

Oh, alright.

You walk into the third room. There is, very plainly, a bomb strapped to the back of a car. There is a wooden road. At the end of said road is a large screen. This room is a two-parter, so I'll explain that when you get to it.

Okay, I bypass the car and head to the road.

45... 44... 43...

I run the opposite way of the car as fast as I can.

You return to TestCamber 1. 30... 29... 28...

I go to TC 2.

The guard is dead. You killed him. You're heartless.

Other than that, the room is completely empty.

10... 9... 8...